It really is much funnier in the comics, and in cartoons.
In real life, it is just annoying... in case anyone was wondering.
It is especially annoying for someone who's nickname in college was "Captain Planet" - which means I am incapable of just gathering it up and throwing it away.
No, I carefully and neatly rolled the entire thing back up.
I thought about punishing Zion by making him use that roll, and that roll only for the next little while, but after a moment of actually thinking, I realized that since I am the one who has to actually wipe his little tooshie, that really wasn't much of a punishment.
Guess what his punishment was...
By the time I rolled up the whole roll, it was time for me to get in the shower, and by the time I got out of the shower, I had to get ready to run out the door for book club. I didn't even remember it until I got home after book club, sat down to pee, and reached over for some toilet paper, only to find the not quite rolled, slightly squashed paper.
Zion had already been in bed for two hours... too late for discipline at that point!
No wonder he is a little booger!