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I try to keep my priorities in order: Jesus, my Andy, our children, everything else. I homeschool our boys, love to read almost all written words and have been challenged by the military life for 18 years. Right now my faulty human body is demanding a lot of attention. One day at a time, learning as much as possible every day and remembering to look for JOY when other things threaten to overwhelm.

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"For the Lord gives wisdom. From His mouth come knowledge and understanding." Proverbs 2:6 NKJV
The Message translation puts it this way "God gives out Wisdom free, is plainspoken in Knowledge and Understanding."


Monday, February 02, 2009




I have been watching Not Me! Monday, over at My charming kids, for several weeks now. I have been torn as to whether or not I wanted to participate - surely, not me!  
But this week seems to call for it. For example...
This week, I did not back into the fully loaded trash can which was waiting to be picked up.

I most certainly did not do this in full view of a whole passel of construction guys who are building a new house behind ours, who then did not proceed to visibly shake with laughter at the dumb blonde! 

Also this week, I did not give my kids leftover cake (and icecream) for breakfast one day, simply because it was there, and about to be stale, and I didn't want to waste it.  And they asked nicely. I mean... Not me

I would not have used multiple bandaids on a "boo-boo" the size of a dime, for days on end, simply because it keeps the peace. I don't spoil my three year old - Not me!

Besides that, our home is very calm. I am sure that at no point in time during this week would you have heard me say, emphatically, "Canaan, don't sit on your brother" or "Zion, don't throw blocks." 
Not me! 
Have you been perfect this week? If not, maybe you would like to play along with the "Not me Monday" crew too. 
 See you there! 

9 comments:

Carrie said...

OH I LOVE IT! SO FUNNY!!! I can't believe you backed into your trash can...I mean, how many days have you been putting it out there? (actually, I am surprised that you pay for trash pick up)
I am sorry....I don't know if I could participate...NOT ME!

Carrie said...

I forgot to comment on the cake for breakfast....I have NOT EVER done that for sure!!!!
(well truly not for my kids, but...ME?! OF COURSE NOT!!!)
I do NOT have a piece of birthday cake expertly hidden on top of the fridge behind a basket and I certainly WILL NOT be eating it tonight after the kids are safe and asleep!

Carrie said...

K, that was too fun, I will have to give in next monday, when I will NOT be in disney with my family! well, maybe the next Monday...

Anonymous said...

That was cute! Yep, NOT ME! LOL

Daniel & Heidi Hicks said...

Ok, Bethany, i just LOVE you! you are seriously like the funniest mom i know! I loved this post!! Haha...you make me laugh! Thanks for being "real".

Kelsey and Travis said...

I saw this on Abby's blog to and when I tried to comment it wouldn't let me because I don't have her address. Can you e-mail me her address if you have it.

EmileeHope said...

This post is too cute!! I was laughing like crazy as I read it! I could just see the construction workers laughing as I read along-Plus cake for breakfast sounds perfect to me!!!

Linzyann said...

I'm so excited that you did Not Me Monday!!! I read it over on MCK and have just never had the time to do it, but I'm so glad you did, because it was hilarious!!

Mimi said...

I don't see what's wrong with cake and ice cream for breakfast. I mean, it's practically cereal with milk....right?